1- Always use a condom
2- No personal questions other then the two ( do you have a girlfriend ? You legally have to tell me if you have a STI or STD so do ya?)
3- don’t hold hands, cuddle
4- do not kiss me , especially during sex
5- from behind I don’t want to see your face.
6- get their number, don’t give them yours. ( then your choice if u want to call em )
7- if he’s clingy , drop him ASAP
8- Talk to him no more then 2 days a week
9- only fuck a max three days a week ( with same guy)
10- make sure he pays your cab home or drives you
11- THERE BETTER BE BEER!!!!
12- leave before they wake up.
My loves, My Life.
So happy i got to see my amazing girlfriend of nearly 3 years and my handsome god son on Valentines Day. Lord Elijah, who needs a deadbeat dad when you have two amazing mothers who love you like no tomorrow. Can’t wait till i can teach you to fish.
My amazing Ducky., i love her so much. She pleases me in every way. I never thought id feel something so special with a girl. I love that we will always have eachother and still can have a life involving men. I can’t wait to have em comeout for my birthday. I just am so in love with my girl.. one day it’ll be the 3 of us happily ever after.